21 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Teacher

Thought Catalog

1. The club is not going up on a Tuesday…or a Friday for that matter. Weekday nights (yes, including Friday) are not nights for going out. We will be asleep by 8pm, so Netflix and Chipotle are a better bet than anything that requires pants.

2. We will have the best stories to share with you over dinner and drinks. You’ll start to look forward to these anecdotes every day – there is literally never a dull moment.

3. The topic of state tests and/or teacher evaluations will send us into a tizzy. Unless you want to hear us rant for twenty minutes, don’t mention either of these things.

4. We are ridiculously easy to shop for when it comes to the holidays. White board markers, stickers, those colored Flair pens – basically, just fill up a tote bag with items from Staples and we are happy.

5. Coffee is…

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Random Rambles

My last few post have been depressing a deep. I want this post to be fun and spontaneous. So here goes…..ENJOY! 

* Third Eyed Blind is a bomb ass band!

* I have a huge ass heart and I put everyone’s happiness before mine.

* Animals make me smile more than anything in the world.

* Sex is only amazing if there is a connection with the person.

* I lose myself in a good book and a bubble bath.

* I have baby fever!

* I am the black sheep in the family.

* I love to yard sale!

* I am very self conscious.

* I want to live near the coast.

* Lesbian porn is my favorite.

* All I want to do in life is watch football, drink beer and have some bomb ass sex!

* I need a tv sooooo bad.

* Marshmallows are the perfect snack.

* Anxiety tries to control my life.

* Talking during sex is where it’s at.

* Being in my mid 20’s has been the hardest part of life so far.

* I like feeling a man with a beard in between my legs.

* I have never gotten “off” from oral sex.

Another day in the mind of a fucked up 25 year old!

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